We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

A rainbow is a storm's masterpiece.

Well the sky always seemed like another ocean to me, you know? Like we live between two incredible oceans, and we'll never get to the bottom of either of them.

It will be up to each of you to make sure that young people, African Americans, Latinos and women who powered our victory in 2008 stand together once again.

Nine people can't make a baby in a month.

You are the Master of your Fate, the Captain of your Soul.

I cut a hole in my heart and wrote with the blood.

The saddest day in the world will be the one when she stops pretending.

It's pretty rare that I watch a movie now without seeing the script in a way that I hate, where I can see the stage directions and the choices that the actors are making.

When I have brown hair I feel the most like myself, but I don't feel glamorous. It's a disgusting thing to admit.