We are the result of the universe attempting to understand itself

Love me like a wrong turn on a bad roadlate at night.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

I do remember reading the script of 'The Nightmare Fair' and looking forward to doing it.

If you are looking down while you are walking it is better to walk up hill the ground is nearer.

My wife used to tell me one of my best qualities was that my feet don't smell, but I remember my brother's did when we were kids.

If robots are to clean our homes, they'll have to do it better than a person.

He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.

I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang out, but it's not the comedy world as far as I know.

How often I failed in my duty to God, because I was not leaning on the strong pillar of prayer.