We are very short on organs, and the pig solution is probably a lot better than the human clone solution - though maybe not for the pigs.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

My prayer is that when I die, all of hell rejoices that I am out of the fight.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

Time heals many wounds but this loss becomes the defining sadness of your life.

Every time I get through the work on a book of nonfiction, I say I'll never do it again; it takes so much out of you.

The wages of sin are an expensive infection.

You know who you belong to Jack? - Yeah. Yourself. - He's wrong, actually, I belong to Ma. p. 261 Room by E Donoghue

When I'm making records, I don't go in with any intentional [ideas for] cohesion, it just happens by accident. That's the X factor; you can't predict that.

I'm a power guy. Good fastball. A knuckle curve, which I can throw for strikes. A changeup which sinks down and away from lefties and I can also throw for strikes.

I believe that the monetary stability is an absolutely critical element in the satisfactory operation of a system.

Don't envy someone else's gift. Discover your own.