We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.

The New York Daily News suggested that my biggest war crime was not killing myself like a gentleman. Presumably Hitler was a gentleman.

The hare of history once more overtakes the tortoise of art.

There is nothing left of him but curiosity and a pair of eyes.

LABOUR is effort, while ART is effortless! What are you?

The spoon’s color does not change the soup’s taste.

Behind every sweet smile, there is a bitter sadness that no one can ever see and feel.

A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts.

Bob Dylan's Christianity has been allusive, idiosyncratic, and never the sort to place him on anyone's side in any Kulturkampf.

If Mary's blood is Spanish, at least it is royal. And at least she can walk straight and has control of her bowels.

The fall takes no time and forever.

The colonized is elevated above his jungle status in proportion to his adoption of the mother country's cultural standards.

I'm an honorary consul general so I have inviolability.

Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.