We brought nothing into this world and it's certain we can carry nothing out.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

By simply braking down the task into more manageable pieces much can be accomplished in a year.

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

When the trust between the police and the communities they serve breaks down, everyone is at risk.

Looking effortless takes a lot of effort. When I get new Converse I dedicate some time at home to shoving mud on them so they don't look squeaky clean.

The [president] has no particle of spiritual jurisdiction. . . .

I've reached a point in my life where going to the supermarket is a day out.

I don't want to discount talent and ability, but I still maintain that a lot of it is just sheer desire.

Each story tells me how to write it, but not the one afterwards.

As long as you don't make waves, ripples, life seems easy. But that's condemning yourself to impotence and death before you are dead.

The scum of the People are most Tyrannical when they get the Power, and treat their Betters with the greatest Insolence.