We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

She was seriously in love, but she never made demands.

There is one difference between mind power and prayer, however, in that subscription to a specific religion, if at all, is not required.

Never try to justify your failures based on your luck. You just didn’t work hard enough!

Society can only exist on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.

The closer you stay to emotional authenticity and people, character authenticity, the less you can go wrong. That's how I feel now, no matter what you're doing.

Open up your heart and the sky is yours.

When the Spirit is present, people are not offended when you share your feelings about the gospel.

Ring up your parents and ring up your kids and tell them that you love them.

Couldn't a fire outrun a galloping horse?

Armenag Saroyan. A good man of whom the worst that anybody was willing to say, was that he was too good for this world.