We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

There is strength in kindness.

People are laughing at me today for having holes in my pockets, and ink blood on my fingers- a thirty-something old writer, who strangles words from dictionaries, and feeds on the decay of poetry.

I’ll promise to think twice before I take any important step you seriously disapprove of.

I don't believe in cutting out people from the past. It doesn't give strength it just gives loneliness.

Learn to accept your limits and you'll become a happier person.

Once you pick up a skateboard, you'll find out that it's not a hobby, it's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think viewers are hungry for shows in which people say something meaningful.

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.

We are currently not planning on conquering the world.

Television, while chemically non-invasive, nevertheless is every bit as addicting and physiologically damaging as any other drug.