We can't cross that bridge until we come to it, but I always like to lay down a pontoon ahead of time.

Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.

Only liars manage to always be out during bad times and in during good times.

No man can humiliate me or disturb me. I won't let him.

Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.

Millions saw the apple fall but Newton was the one who asked why.

Behind the black portent of the new atomic age lies a hope which, seized upon with faith, can work out salvation... Let us not deceive ourselves: we must elect world peace or world destruction.

We did not all come over on the same ship, but we are all in the same boat.

In trading/ investing it's not about how much you make, but how much you don't lose

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.

Most of the successful people I've known are the ones who do more listening than talking.

Our highest contribution is making this world peaceful and happy. That comes when we can radiate peace and harmony from every cell, gene and DNA of our body.

When a woman embraces her inner witch, she finds new strength. She is overtaken by true serenity. She creates order where there was none before. Her eyes have now been opened.

He almost blacks out again, but he’s not sure if it’s the stroke or the thrust gravity. He’s pretty sure driving blood pressure higher while having a stroke is considered poor form.

If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen

Death destroys the body, as the scaffolding is destroyed after the building is up and finished. And he whose building is up rejoices at the destruction of the scaffolding and of the body.

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.

You have to keep moving forward

If the test of patriotism comes only by reflexively falling into lockstep behind the leader whenever the flag is waved, then what we have is a formula for dictatorship, not democracy.

Wherever we are and whatever we're doing, we're either conscious, or we're not.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.