We can't rely on others to be our teachers anymorethe future belongs to individuals who decide to become great bosses (and teachers).

Follow your dreams and work hard. There's no replacement for hard work, and that's true for any field. If you work hard at it, you're going to see the fruits of your labor, I guarantee it.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.

Wrestling seemed like something I might be good at, so I stuck with it and gave it a shot. I ended up in a pretty good place. I was very fortunate.

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.

The United States of America have taken their name from the United States of the Netherlands.

Y'ALL ARE JUST BITTER.

You can listen to what people say, sure. But you will be far more effective if you listen to what people do.

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work.

All physical systems can be thought of as registering and processing information, and how one wishes to define computation will determine your view of what computation consists of.

It’s a pity that virgins can’t be issued with some kind of barcode. Think of the problems that would have saved you.

Trees indeed have hearts.

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

I think the world today is upside down, and is suffering so much, because there is so very little love in the homes and in family life.

It's the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

You’re not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like you’re scared silly, and I’m guessing it’s because you’re afraid of me.

The term "intellect" includes all those powers by which we acquire, retain, and extend our knowledge; as perception, memory, imagination, judgment, and the like.

Don’t romanticise your ‘vocation’. You can either write good sentences or you can’t. There is no ‘writer’s lifestyle’. All that matters is what you leave on the page.