We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

"despair all ye mortals," he said in a voice of doom. "the mama approacheth"

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

For me, every hour is grace.

Congressional Republicans themselves have vehemently defended the idea that preexisting conditions should not be used to deny people insurance.

The great European novel started out as entertainment, and every true novelist is nostalgic for it. In fact, the themes of those great entertainments are terribly serious-think of Cervantes!

No manufacturer, from General Motors to the Little Lulu Novelty Company, would think of putting a product on the market without benefit of a designer.

She's the kind you don't take home to mother.

I don't really care about gossip. I care about building great businesses.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.