We cannot meet 'em [Democrates] halfway. We can't cross the aisle. These people, I'm talking about the left wherever you find them, the Democrats, they have to be defeated.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

There is no music, just the sound of the wind and the leaves it touches. But hopefully that'll be music enough, for you.

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in the daily details of life.

God doesn’t want to take your money. He just doesn’t want your money to take you.

How can I see the future if it didn't already exist?

Johnny, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?

I think that at some level, people recognize that growing our economy is destroying us. It's destroying us as human beings, it's destroying our planet.

First lead [in a movie] requires a different approach like trying not to give it all away in the first scene. It is a skill, a learned skill.

It's almost inevitable that we become religious people. The question is, what kind of religion is it?

There are things that inform the works, but that doesn't go anywhere near what you're actually looking at.

My friends call me Miss Worst Case Scenario.