We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

Against stupidity, God Himself fights in vain.

I am startled when people are themselves and are not my thoughts of them.

What unimaginable luxury, never to wrestle with whether or why, never to lie awake nights wondering what if

The problem with me is I always think I should've done better. I felt that after the World Cup final and through my whole career.

Time was a thief, he stole your life away from you and the only way you could get it back was to outwit him and snatch it right back.

What matters is ultimately what collectively those people on the street - whether that's the cycling community, the cancer community - it matters what they think.

I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Italian.

When your every thought and your every action is directed to your ultimate life goals, you become unstoppable and assured of great success and happiness.

On the one hand you take life too seriously, and on the other, you do not take playful existence seriously enough.