We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

No two countries that both had McDonald's had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald's

Worry denies the power of God and produces no good results. Worry adds no value to your life. Eliminate it with God’s help.

The principle component in any genuine friendship is caring, not competition.

We must reclaim and retake feminism from our fellow idiotic women.

I'm kind of a quiet leader, and I just try to lead by example. But then sometimes you have to say something.

Life is what you celebrate. All of it. Even its end.

The overall situation has now become clear the DPJ has suffered a great setback.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber.

Medicinal discovery, It moves in mighty leaps, It leapt straight past the common cold And gave it us for keeps.