We compel the electron to assume a definite position. We ourselves produce the results of the measurement.

Maintaining an open mind is essential when exploring the unknown, but allowing one's brains to fall out in the process is inadvisable.

The universe looks less like a big machine than a big thought.

The act of observing a quantum event probabalistically influences its outcome.

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

she thought that 9Am was in the middle of the night

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.

Myths of the heroes speak most eloquently of man's quest to choose life over death.

I woke up when I was 14 and went to speak to my mother and scared us both to death.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

I think finding the right person and being with the right person is probably the answer to most things.

Age affects how people experience time.

It is through generous giving, that we affirm before the world, our nation's faith in the inalienable right of every man, to a life of freedom, justice and security.