We create the government that screws you, and then you're supposed to thank us for protecting you from it.

After examining some of the recent cases which the Postal Service has pursued, vigorous prosecution of, for example, a health food advocate.

Gratitude for every day along the way is the key to acknowledging and enjoying happiness now. Not when the results come in or when you retire, or when this or that happens.

Since defeat in the Struggle must always be envisaged, the preparation of one's own successors is as important as what one does for victory.

INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

What a wonderful thing is to be able to contribute to the restoration of someone's health. It's not only a feeling that I'm worth something, but that I have something to contribute.

The teeth on [the viperfish] are so long that if they closed inside the mouth of the fish, it would actually impale its own brain.

I have never actually watched 'Glee.' I have heard it is just fantastic.

Man has left footprints on the moon but still hasn't walked on the ocean floor.

There is no good reason. Don't waste your life waiting for good reasons...You'll wait and wait.

You have to know when to be arrogant. You have to when to be humble. You have to know when to be hard and you have to know when to be soft.