We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

By looking on the bright side, we'll activate enthusiasm and turn on the go system.

It touched me to be trusted with something terrible.

funny how our heartswere designed to loveso fiercely.but break ever so gently.

Youth condemns; maturity condones

If you think shy, you act shy.

We go wherever God leads whenever God moves us...because we love His glory more than we love our lives.

For a while after the rape, I was afraid of my own sexuality, because I got raped right about the time when I started developing physically.

I have existed before Abraham was born.

Earth is crammed with heavens.

This music crept by me upon the waters, Allaying both their fury and my passion With its sweet air: thence I have follow’d it.