We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It's a little-appreciated fact that most of the animals in our ocean make light.

Remember, when we're conscious of something, that state is quite often generated by unconscious processes that happen right before it.

Speak not evil of the absent for it is unjust.

Precision is not reality

The only reason I became a writer was so I could exist on a piece of paper.

There are things a man must not do even to save a nation.

You can't legislate sobriety.

There's always something special when the service academies play each other that's not in any other game. This is not a regular game, and everyone involved knows that.

I have a reputation for being the hardest working person in Congress.

The laws of economic life are subject to the eternal laws of spiritual capital.