We destroy icons - that's what we do.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

God had already determined your success even before you were born

True happiness involves the freedom to be yourself.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

His hands are miracles. I can watch them for hours, transforming wood into something it never dreamed of being.

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

I liken myself to someone who built the house he will live in one day and is preparing to furnish it.

Make good the good in you...and you will slowly steal into the Hawaiian heart, which is all of softness, and gentleness, and sweetness.

You can learn to focus on love in your heart rather than the symptoms of your physical condition.

An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.

As I've gotten older, I've come to realize how important it is to vary your workouts.