We did discuss the wall [with Enrique Pena]. We didn't discuss payment of the wall. That'll be for a later date. A lot of the things I said are very strong, but we have to be strong.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The only sweeter than union is reunion.

Learn new things and grow every day. Growing is living

The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.

The most dangerous thing in American society is a self-respecting and self-loving black person, because they're on the road to freedom and that means they're gonna run up against the powers that be.

Marco Rubio has got the number one worst attendance record, and they want him to be president, right?

The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit.

All the times these arms were my only refuge from the world. Perhaps not fully appreciated then, but so sweet in my memory, and now gone forever.