We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

I have no ax to grind. I was lucky. I played. How many guys play high school, college football never play pro football?

The two saddest moments of my life were when my mother died and when I was told I couldn't play football for the Colts anymore.

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

The only weight I ever lifted weighed 24 ounces. It was a Schlitz. I always replaced my fluids.

I went to college to play football, not to study it.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.

There is a cruelty that lurks in some men’s souls which is only released when they have other men in their power.

Some capitalism suffers from cronyism. All of socialism is perverted by the crony statism of the powerful few.

I couldn't decide what kind of person she was, whether she was one of those insects that look exactly like wasps but aren't . . . I just wanted to know if she would sting.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

Could we perfect human nature, we might also expect a perfect state of things.

Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

When I was a boy I remember the women, how they dressed, how they behaved, what was important to them at the time. Like Lee Marvin and Gloria Grahame in The Big Heat.

I exist in two places, here and where you are.

Most of us are dragged toward wholeness.

Everything costs something everyone pays