We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

My love is like a magical dancing spirit. It is mighty but affable

Unfortunately, nothing can protect you from the thoughts in your own head.

The truth is that everything contains everything else. We cannot just be, we can only inter-be.

Bless you with the curse to remain busy always.

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

All that glitters may not be gold, but at least it contains free electrons.

If you want to be your own master ... always be surprised by evil; never anticipate it.

People wanted to get me published, and my early work was so weird that they weren't getting anywhere. I thought, okay, I'll do something that's just a tad more normal.

Libertarians are liberals who like markets.