We do not view 2005 to be a clean operating year, and the positives of beating expectations are offset by guidance moving around.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Some people are more certain of everything than I am of anything.

The only certainty is that there is no certainty.

Rigor is always appropriate when investing in markets, whatever the ultimate conclusions may be.

To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.

I don't have a distaste for ambiguity, in fact, ambiguity is what I think life is all about.

All of us as consumers have gotten spoiled, ... We expect customized goods and services at commodity prices. The only way we can do that is to cut the fat out of our price structure.

I agree with what the Chairman Greenspan said whatever it is that he did say.

We simply cannot afford any further delay in providing the IMF with the resources it requires to help contain the threat of further financial and political instability around the world.

In terms of myself, I said from the very beginning that I wanted to work in the management of Citigroup and I didn't want to be a CEO, ... That's not what I want to do with myself at the moment.

You are the author of your life. If you don't like how it goes, write it differently.

Life is short. Jingle your bells.

I keep telling myself that, and most of the time I believe it.

If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

The Last Of England works with image and sound, a language which is nearer to poetry than prose. It tells its story quite happily in silent images, in contrast to a word-bound cinema.

I have severe osteoporosis. Your bones start to collapse.

Choosing a hard-to-guess, but easy-to-remember password is important!

There is so much goodness in real life- do let us keep it out of our books.

Let me go to hell, that's all i ask.