We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.

I felt the faith of being, when my sins were washed by blood of holy Lamb, Jesus Christ, holy sacrifice.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Jesus came to give his righteousness not to condemn the unrighteous.

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.

Nowness or the magic of the present moment is what joins the wisdom of the past with the present

I had fallen in love with California.

I don't know about voodoo, but I believe in destiny.

Morality, taken as apart from religion, is but another name for decency of sin.

I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy. I see it as glamorous.