We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

To enjoy the beauty of the world, don’t try to fit in. Try to fly out of your perceived boundaries.

The choice [is} a familiar one

A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.

People, for reasons of their own, often fail to do things that would be good for them or good for society.

If I could apologise and go back and change history I would do. But the goal is still a goal, Argentina became world champions and I was the best player in the world

What's grief but the after-blindness/of the spirit's dazzle of love?

Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.

He knew he couldn't tell stories, that he always included extraneous details & tangents that interested only him.

Our immortal souls, while righteous, are by God himself beautified with the title of his own image and similitude.

People who challenge themselves are beautiful. You can make it, fighting!