We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Within a week I walked the streets of Tel-Aviv, I wandered around Budapest and found myself admiring the Architecture of Paris. That's the power of great literature.

If there are no barriers to cross or demons to slay in the journey to reach your desired destination, how can you call it a success?

Lines are drawn, but then they fade. For her I bend, for you I break.

The mind is not a machine, it is an idea. And the Idea resists all attempts to control it.

Never give up. Never stop being creative in finding ways to get exposure. Also, prepared anytime and all the time. You never know who you will run into.

To Death I yield, but not to Doubt, who slays before!

Life is a crucible. We are thrown into it and tried.

I admire anyone who rids himself of an addiction.

Most people are unhappy; and they are unhappy because there is no love in their hearts.

For a long time I thought I was a poet, but that's a high title to claim.