We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Always go after the girl. No matter what she says. Chase her.

Night never needs a shade but it requires to fade into the grin of twinkling stars where light is just a glint of scars

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.

When I'm with you, my world is complete. When I touch you, I understand the meaning of life. When I lost you, I completely shattered. You. Own. Me.

I read my books at night, like that, under the quilt with the overheated reading lamp. Reading all those good lines while suffocating. It was magic.

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.

All the government decisions remain and won't be altered until I get in the role and have had a chance to discuss them with my colleagues.

Live long enough and you'll come into pensions, a lovely thing. Presents every month from people you didn't know cared.

By investing at a discount, Benjamin Graham knew that he was unlikely to experience losses.