We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

He couldn’t count them all. Nobody taught him how to count past ten. Such losses were beyond his comprehension.

Gods, like men, can die. They just die harder, and smite the earth with their passing.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life and the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

Nothing in the constitutions of Western states requires them to get involved in every foreign conflict.

If indeed, as Hilbert asserted, mathematics is a meaningless game played with meaningless marks on paper, the only mathematical experience to which we can refer is the making of marks on paper.

where the dead walked and the living were made of cardboard.

Love turns a heart to crystal...Much more valuable, but much more fragile.

Those who oppressed us described us as the Dark Continent!

The Papacy is not other than the Ghost of the deceased Roman Empire, sitting crowned upon the grave thereof.

We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions.