We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Life is simply a vacation from the infinite

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.-Penelope Featherington

Words are themselves organisms, ...

People left him alone. And that was all he wanted.

before I embark on any new venture, I ask myself: will the joy of doing this make me lose track of any concern for time? If the answer is yes, I proceed!

The worst attitude of all would be the professional attitude which regards children in the lump as a sort of raw material which we have to handle.

At lunch Francis [Crick] winged into the Eagle to tell everyone within hearing distance that we had found the secret of life.

Although it is disappointing that softball was not reinstated into the Olympics, we are going to continue to keep growing the sport.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Junk bonds are the Holy Grail for hostile takeovers.

I have like 20 snap-up shirts in my closet, and I never, never would have thought before FNL would I have had that.