We don't need to allow any more Nancy Pelosies to wind up in Congress.

There is no struggle, rift, fight between those who claim the banner of the tea party and those who are in the Republican Party. We work together.

We are cooling. We are not warming. The warming you see out there, the supposed warming, and I use my finger quotation marks here, is part of the cooling process.

The reality of it is I think the GOP - Republicans and certainly conservatives - will partner with the Tea Party movement around this country.

The right to do something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

Not in the history of mankind has the government ever created a job.

My intent was not to go after Rush - I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh. I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. ... There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership.

Congress must also enact pro-growth policies that encourage the economy to expand: like making tax relief permanent and repealing the death tax.

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.

Look, not everybody plays well with each other on the playground. I get that, that's politics.

Doubts in your mind are a much greater roadblock to success than obstacles on the journey.

rain slowly slides down the glass as if the night is crying.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

I don't play lovers. I wish I did. At least once I'd like to have a crack at one of those guys. A heartbreaker. Some people are born to it. I'm not.

The politician who never made a mistake never made a decision.

Got more milky syllables than alphabet cereals.

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.

Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap.

We got nominated for a Grammy, that was really crazy, and I was sitting there and Stevie Wonder was on stage and I remember thinking "Wow, I really need to take [singing] more seriously!"

The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.