We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way. That's my content, and that's what I do.

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.

Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.

What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?

You are what you inhabit.

We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.

I think the American people are looking for real leadership. That's what I've done in Louisiana, that's what I'll do in America.

I'd been staring at the search term for at least five minutes. One word. Necromancer.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

Once you commit to something, you've got to commit the whole way. Try and make the best of it.

Lions and Lambs, love and force, light and fire, good and evil: all things climb the same mountain, the mountain of God.

That the means of imperialist policy overshadow almost entirely its original ends has tremendous implications.

Ah! what a divine religion might be found out if charity were really made the principle of it instead of faith.