We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

You are here to deliver a divine gift to the world.

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

Being in the woods at night is a beautiful thing.

I don't pretend to be an intellectual or a philosopher. I just look.

Children love me, dammit!

In my idea General Washington is the greatest man; for I look upon him as the most virtuous.

I hear people say Donald Trump is going to destroy the country. The country's going to be changed forever. I don't know if I agree with that.

This one goes out to all my critics: don't you feel stupid? Look how I did it. Look how it came to pass when I said it.

Life turns on a dime.

There's always a polemic in my clothes.