We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

I'm going to tell you a secret:You don't have to believe every thought that pops into your head.

To all you parents out there, don't make your little girls, or little boys, so thirsty for love that they will want to drink water that will poison them.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

It's all about long-term, sustaining relationships.

Melting our attachment to self is the most powerful medication for bringing mental and emotional imbalances in check.

This would be a grand land if only every Irishman would kill a negro, and be hanged for it.

The only dance masters I could have were Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Walt Whitman and Nietzsche.

The kind of person that thanks another person never survives. Have you learned nothing?

I'm going to live my life. It's nobody else's decision, but mine. I think there are a lot worse things I could be doing with my life than what I choose to do.

I buy expensive suits - they just look cheap on me.