We dream, we wake on a cold hillside, we pursue the dream again. In the beginning was the dream, and the work of disenchantment never ends.

It you taste nice I may bite!

I can't think I had much of a sense of humor as long as I remained the only child. When my brother Edward came along we both became comics, making each other laugh.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

As the pressure of population increasingly regiments us and crowds us closer together, an association with the wild, winged freedom of the birds will fill an ever growing need in our lives.

Men do not fail; they give up trying.

In my own words, I played some significant part in changing the social-sexual values of our time. I had a lot of fun in the process.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Do what you think is right and apologize later.

I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature.

You smile with pomp and rigor, you talk of benevolence and virtue; I act with benevolence and virtue and get murdered time after time.