We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

The questions you don't ask are just as important as you do. The questions you ask show what you understand, and ones you don't show what you know.

There is no style in dieting but we become beautiful when we change our style of living.

Hollywood isn't your cesspool, America. It's your mirror.

We are not jumping on the austerity bandwagon. A healthy economy is by far the most important thing for Social Democrats.

God doesn't give us just enough. God gives us more than enough: more bread and fish than we can eat, more love than we dared to ask for.

One secret of leadership is that the mind of a leader never turns off. Leaders even when they are sightseers or spectators, are active; not passive observers.

The more and more that you dance, the easier it gets, and the more you can push yourself and do more rehearsals.

If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door- or i'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

There is a tendency for people to say evolution is only a theory. That is inappropriate.

Great victory requires great risk. -Hera