We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

You're not aloneTogether we standI'll be by your side, you know I'll take your handWhen it gets coldAnd it feels like the endThere's no place to goYou know I won't give in

Serve in the grace of strength within thy soul.

The better the writer, the more complicated the dangler.

Be persistent like a mosquito, at the end you will get your bite

Life is my college. May I graduate well and earn some honors!

Lift thou up the light of thy countenance upon us.

Truth for him was a moving target he never aimed for the bull and rarely pierced the outer ring.

The greatest architect and the one most needed is hope.

Happiness is where you start from rather than where you go. God, I sound like Yoda.

Great communicators don't just hear the words. Great communicators hear the meaning behind the words