We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church.

I discipline churchgoers with godly lessons and sharp words if they do not change their ways. My goal is to open their hearts so that they seek forgiveness.

Generally, elders are among the more reverent members of the Church, but there is no law prescribing their age.

A smile is the best makeup that can change your looks and your heart.

When it comes to seeing opportunities in the midst of unhopeful situations, the positive brain, (not the pair of eyes) is the sense organ for the sight.

You must thrive to flood the nose and mouth of those who hate you and can't wait to see you fail.

Darling Daddy, This is Rose.The shed needs new wires now it has blown up.Caddy is bringing home rock-bottom boyfriends to see if they will do for Mummy. Instead of you.Love, Rose.

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

There's nothing you could say that would shock me.

Over-anxiety ultimately banishes every trace of joy from life.

Any incentive to paint is as good as any other. There is no poor subject.

Give no answer to contentious arguments or irresponsible accusations. Let such things "fly out open windows" until they spend themselves.

The first cause of Absurd conclusions I ascribe to the want of Method.