We gain no easier advantage than by relentlessly pursuing our goal while others pursue an advantage.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

So unsirious work... I behave nice because I want people to behave in the same way with me.

Two things a wise man never discloses to the public

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

Some of the greatest moments in human history were fueled by emotional intelligence.

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.

Now, let us all take a deep breath and forge on into the future; knitting at the ready.

People in a cluster are bound to each other automatically, and can see each other automatically.

I don't think there's any question that the UFL or any other league that wants to challenge the NFL can have an impact. The demand for professional football is off the charts.

Rose? Is that you?" I peered behind him. Lissa. "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?" She asked "Ladies, ladies" he said teasingly. "No need to fight over me." I glared. "We're not.