We gave you a perfectly good language and you f***ed up.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Be direct and sure of the path you tread, but not so sure that you pass the paths better suited to your feet, brother.

When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time

To infinity…and beyond!

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature

Friendless I can never be, for all mankind are my kindred, and I am on ill terms with no one member of my great family.

Even worse than seeing women's privacy violated on social media is reading the accompanying comments that show such a lack of empathy.

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.

When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

I think Stephen King must be the most terrified person in the universe.

Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.