We get so much information during the day that doesn't really tell us anything.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

The words explain us all, each having a meaning in a meantime: every time for a lifetime.

I have no influence with the rising generation. All my arguments have failed to induce them to set bounds to their wants.

America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

Most of humanity, he said, have eyes that are so caked shut with the dust of deception they will never see the truth, no matter who tries to help them.

The smell of subjectivity clings to the mechanical definition of complexity as stubbornly as it sticks to the definition of information.

A ministry of power must be the fruit of a holy, peaceful, loving intimacy with the Lord.

Discipline weighs ounces and regret weighs tons

It's about empowering girls, You're gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard, and you'll get there.

I discovered science, and in the process I hope I became a better environmentalist.

I'm very direct. It's part of my personality. I've actually grown into that.