We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.

To get rid of depression, I swim with dolphins.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.

Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

f you have been divorced once - male or female, but especially for females - and you’re over 40 you’re actually a commodity. It means you were able to commit once, and you’ll do it again.

If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.

If you're going to get engaged make sure you've talked to your partner about life together in the years to come.

I'm a very stereotypical person... and that's part of my flavor, I guess, because I tell it like it is.

We have all loved a guy we know has issues. Despite popular opinions, until we give it a final try, the relationship will always be in the 'what if' stage.

I fall off horses, " he explained to Loghain with a sickly grin. "It's this thing I do.

The massive spread of corporate controlled humans across the face of the Earth would be regarded as a parasitic growth by nature.

I respect a woman who can respect me when I'm not around.

You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015

But who thinks of death in the middle of life?"-Mike RogersEndless Night by Agatha Christie

I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance too, but it hurts now!

I was a mechanic in the Navy. And mechanics in the Navy are like mechanics in airlines. You may have more stripes than I do, but you don't know how to fix the airplane.

Lord Bath used to say of women, who are apt to say that they will follow their own judgment, that they could not follow a worse guide.

Some of our weaknesses are born in us, others are the result of education; it is a question which of the two gives us most trouble.

Poetry, Painting & Music, the three Powers in man of conversing with Paradise, which the flood did not sweep away.