We . . . go out into the Waste Land of Experts, each knowing so much about so little that he can neither be contradicted nor is worth contradicting.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

How wise should we be if, with joyful certainty, we accepted each unfolding of His will as a proof of His faithfulness and love!

How strange it is, sometimes, which conversations or events stays with us while so much else melts as fast as April snow.

My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I hope Abraham bangs him out.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.

The restraining grace of common sense is the mark of all valid minds.

Kaisers and Czars will strut the stage Once more with pomp and greed and rage; Courtly ministers will stop At home and fight to the last drop; By the million men will die In some new horrible agony.

Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance, and the parent of Liberty.

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

If you weren't surprised by your life you wouldn't be alive. Life is surprise.