We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.

Whatever the reason, too many are no longer willing to call evil by its name. There is no vision. And when there is no vision, the people perish.

... money trials are not the hardest, and somehow or other, they are always overcome.

I use everything that I pick up in my memory, and everything that vibrates in my soul.

If we will but let our God and Father work His will with us, there can be no limit to His enlargement of our existence

Eva [Braun] also cried when [Adolf Hitler] would leave her for long periods. She was inconsolable without him, that was a never-changing refrain.

When we vest our personal opinions with the trappings of religion, we make religion the servant of our politics.

I do love my avocados, which are great for the skin. I eat pretty healthfully.

For a revolution is not just a question of pulling a trigger; its purpose is to create a fair just society

My intent is simply to know my material so well that I'm very comfortable with it. Confidence, not perfection, is the goal.