We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Without respect, love is lost. Without caring, love is boring. Without honesty, love is unhappy. Without trust, love is unstable.

It is time to euthanize change management.

All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone.

Let the shameful walls of exclusion finally come tumbling down.

'Lizzie McGuire' was my big thing when I was younger. I did buy some pencils and back-to-school stuff of hers because she was on it. I loved her.

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!

The key to success in every field is to hate failure in every way.

Eventually, there will not be enough prisons if there are not enough good homes.

Nothing ever seems straightforward in Venice, least of all its romances.

Look at all the billionaires. If I know 15 billionaires, I know 13 unhappy people.