We had 600 ships, a 600 ship Navy under [Ronald] Reagan. We're down to 200 now [in 2016].

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Health is more than the absence of disease. Health is about jobs and employment, education, the environment, and all of those things that go into making us healthy.

Live young. Live hard. Love deep.

Our measure of hope is in direct proportion to our ability to conquer hopelessness.

Youre supposed to remember, and still forgive.

I am much more interested in achieving unison with nature than in copying it.

I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think.

I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!