We had Hillary Clinton try and do a reset. We had Hillary Clinton give Russia 20% of the uranium in our country.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If you can change three lives in 10, three lives in a hundred, that's got to be good, hasn't it?

Nobody near me here, but rats, and they are fine stealthy secret fellows.

I think that women find their strength and power in their sexuality, in their sensuality within, [through] getting older and being secure within that.

The greatest weapons in the conquest of knowledge are an understanding mind and the inexorable curiosity that drives it on.

Inward is not a direction. Inward is a dimension.

If the audience are leaving in ambulances, you know you've done a good job

...so many great truths must be very gently introduced, with voices soft and the truths themselves understated.

Love can make a great celebration out of your life - but only love, not lust, not ego, not possessiveness, not jealousy, not dependence.

We're comic. We're all comics. We live in a comic time. And the worse it gets the more comic we are.

Native communities are focal points for the excrement of industrial society.