We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

for you to see beauty heredoes not meanthere is beauty in meit means there is beauty rootedso deep within youyou can’t help butsee it everywhere

The opportunity of studying history, is the opportunity to experience empathy.

The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.

The main task of the spirit is to free man from his ego.

Your day usually goes the way the corners of your mouth turn. The most powerful single thing you can do to influence others is to smile at them.

Nobody knows everything that's hidden in the balance sheets of banks. In fact, they are completely impenetrable.

It was a sh*t sandwich.

A record deal doesn't make you an artist; you make yourself an artist.

I found in rules of mathematics a peace and a trust that I could not place in human beings. This sublimation was total and remained total.

It is Japan's mission to be supreme in Asia, the South Seas and eventually the four corners of the world.