We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

I've always been pretty levelheaded. In show business you need to have a certain internal stability.

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I am not a great man, but sometimes I think the impersonal and objective equality of my talent and the sacrifices of it, in pieces, to preserve its essential value has some sort of epic grandeur.

As a friend of mine, herself a writer, says, 'People who spend the most meaningful hours of their lives in the exclusive company of imaginary people are apt to be a little strange'

I am living proof that if you catch prostate cancer early, it can be reduced to a temporary inconvenience, and you can go back to a normal life.

Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.

Pines a thousand years old. Every year they must go farther for them: they recede, like beavers and Indians, before the white man.

Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died.

If you do not believe yourself no one else will.

We're actors. We're the opposite of people.