We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

There's an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we're morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that's a bit dangerous.

I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try.

I've always been a bit wary of keyboards because there's an invisibility to it - you're not really hitting anything.

what would you call this haircut?" arthur.

This is what I am, and I am going to understand this.

I play for me and I play to win, but it gives me great pleasure to represent Mexico.

There is no greater power in the Universe than the power of love.

We have both lost ourselves and created something else, something that exists only as an interlacing of the two of us.

I think I'm more approachable with long hair. When it's short, I come across as being artsy and weird.

It begins here, and has no end, and no earthly power can coerce it; and it is to be found in the human heart.