We had enough chances to win the game. In fact we did win it.

One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization.

Stop whining; start enjoying. And when you look back at the past, make sure you're smiling.

Forgiveness means letting go of the hope for a better past.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.

I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

We're [New York] the world's second home, the place where every religion is practiced and every culture is celebrated.

Those who deny the existence of a supreme being have been turned into second-class citizens by a government that continuously sends messages that 'real Americans' believe in God.

There is no need for the writer to eat a whole sheep to be able to tell you what mutton tastes like. It is enough if he eats a cutlet. But he should do that.

I did not count the days or the weeks or the months. Time is an illusion that only makes us pant. I survived because I forgot even the very notion of time.

China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.