We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

What is your calling? Find it and ardently live it.

I'm delighted that the future is unsure. That's the way it should be.

Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose.

But, you never know when The Libertines is going to come along.

For a long time I wanted to be a comic strip artist but when I started doing them in my teens they were getting really elaborate with tons of poses and a lot of information.

The Treatise tries to analyze not only modern Western families, but also those in other cultures and the changes in family structure during the past several centuries.

I'm still my parent's child, I'm still me, but I made a choice. I evolved into Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I think it has to do with evolution.

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.

You don't have to be dishonest to communicate the gospel.

When you do nothing you feel overwhelmed and powerless. But when you get involved you feel the sense of hope and accomplishment that comes from knowing you are working to make things better.